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This is a fun little project I have been wanting to do for a long time.
It really has nothing to do with the league except to give people one more reason to stop by the site on a weekly basis and perhaps provide some comic
relief, which is much needed as we know that rec ball hockey is generally some
pretty serious shit!
There is no shortage of terrible hockey cards out there and I am the not-so-proud owner of a bunch of them.
So with that said, over the coming weeks and months, I will be marching out
numerous examples of photographic misdeeds, oddities and downright "What were they
thinking?" moments that should prove quite entertaining.
January 14th, 2015
It's About The Logo On The Front, Not The Name On The Back!
Here's another all too weird concept card. Card makers started the
trend by putting small swatches of game worn jerseys into cards a few years ago
(Hopefully they washed them first!). Now they have stepped things up a notch and
in this case added a section of an actual player nameplate! One has to wonder
how fat this card is considering that name plates are thick pieces of twill
sewn together. The sad thing is it takes up so much room that Martin
Lapointe actually got relegated to a tiny thumbnail picture in the corner of his
own card. Worst of all, the poor guy now has to skate around with a jersey that
says LAPOI TE on the back!
January 8th, 2015
Self Satisfaction Level: 100%
This is a funny little picture of Dominik Hasek that was part of
the Donruss Studio series. He comes off looking pretty smug here, but then again
when you are the best goalie in the world, I guess you can feel somewhat
December 24th, 2014
Not So Secret Santa
It's Christmas time once again, and that means another special
edition of the Bad Hockey Card Blog. This card is a pretty self explanatory. It
features Marc Savard in the role of Santa Claus, albeit minus the beard, bowl
full of jelly, and looking a helluva lot less jolly. Perhaps he's actually
portraying the Grinch? Mind you, if someone took this picture and put it my
hockey card, I probably wouldn't be that happy either.
December 17th, 2014
Card Design Train Wrecks
Sometimes the photography isn't the problem with a hockey
card. Occasionally you end up with a graphic design nightmare of
unfathomable proportions. There was actually some interesting action on this
card until Donruss decided to cover the whole damn thing up with its radiating
beams of darkness.
December 9th, 2014
For Your Eyes Only
One look at this card and you might be led to believe that the card
company had this picture smuggled out of Russia on microfilm. It was the height
of the cold war, after all, and spies were necessary to do that sort of thing. How
else could you explain the blurriness of this photo? I've seen pictures of
Bigfoot piloting a UFO that were less grainy! As for this player's first name,
that too is classified information and I'm afraid you don't have the clearance
December 2nd, 2014
These would be some fairly good pictures, were the players in them
not largely obscured by a hockey stick and a random player that skated into
frame. If I was running the show at Upper Deck, I personally would have thrown them on the reject pile, but perhaps the
company got a good deal on these photos...half off.
November 25th, 2014
Getting Decimated On Your Own Card
Here's another great card from that wonderfully terrible Ultimate
draft set. This one features the subject of the card, Alek Stojanov, getting
absolutely destroyed by Kerry Toporowski. Actually, this card may have been an
omen, as Stojanov fell flat on his face in the NHL as well. We don't see
Stojanov's face, nor have we seen Toporowski's, either on this one or on his own
card earlier entry in this series. What is up with this set?
November 19th, 2014
Mining For Nose Gold
I originally picked out this card to poke fun at the fact that they snapped a picture of the whole Red Wings bench and then just put Steve
Yzerman's name on it as he is the most visible. It wasn't until much later that
I noticed the terrific Brett Hull nose picking party in the foreground.
November 10th, 2014
Awful Hockey Art Cards
Classic Cards took a look at the scene in '93 and saw other card
companies doing cool things with hockey art. This meant that those companies had
commissioned quality artists to do interesting fantasy prints that could be used
for checklists and things like that. So Classic made the bold decision to
stumble blindly into that field as well with the four cards you see below. I
don't really have time to go into all of the atrocities that were committed
against both hockey and art in the name of this series, but as they say a
picture tells a thousand words. Of the four thousand words to describe this set,
it's probably fair to say that a lot of them are curse words. In particular, the
word "shitty" is used numerous times.
November 3rd, 2014
Card Quality Continues Its Slide
There have been lots of interesting cards that have focused on
things other than hockey in this series. This one, without a doubt, takes the
cake. There is really nothing I could say that could upstage this card in terms
of hilarity. I bow down to you, oh great Jason Arnott Waterslide card!
October 27th, 2014
When Bad Haircuts Happen To Good People
The 70's were a difficult period for a lot of folks. If this hockey
card picture is any indication, Dave Kryskow was one of those people. I wouldn't
give this haircut to my worst enemy. Forget head injuries, hair like this was
the real reason hockey helmets became mandatory.
October 21st, 2014
Awkward Workout Photos
Yes, we all know the amount of dedication and hard work it takes to
make the NHL. Sometimes they like to beat us over the head with that fact.
However, that's still no excuse for a training photo this awkward looking.
October 14th, 2014
I Think I'm Gonna Hurl!
Here's a great shot of Dimitri Filimonov trying not to puke. We all
appreciate the effort, Dimitri. Of course, had he actually blown chunks all over
the dasher board, I'm pretty sure somebody would've snapped a picture of that
and put it on a hockey card too. Then again, that might have been an
improvement over some of these cards I've already posted.
October 6th, 2014
If you got a little confused after reading the notations on this
card, you're not the only one. I couldn't tell you if he was traded and then
retired, or went to the Blues as a member of the coaching staff, or what exactly
happened. I do know that O-Pee-Chee is happy this wasn't one of those
airbrushing years in which they would have painted him into a Blues uniform and
then later figured out they needed to airbrush a business suit on him.
September 29th, 2014
The Least Exciting Card in Hockey History
Hockey is a fast-paced, thrilling game that keeps people on the
edge of their seat! Hockey cards usually try to reflect that excitement and
emotion. How better to do that than to show a player just sitting there in front
a nondescript backdrop wearing gray sweats? The one minor reprieve we may have
gotten would have been a cool NHL logo, but astonishingly, we don't even get
that as Tampa Bay went with the oh-so-boring wordmark on this outfit. Yawn...